I hate missing you. I wanna be done

most likely gonna be shitty

absolutely no expectations for my birthday this year


do sitting creases count as abs

(Source: cannolis, via laughingstation)


the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

(Source: oedipus-sex, via bensaffleck)